Conversations with a 4 year old boy

It's after dinner, and we were lazy tonight. Kids ate at the table, Mom and Dad chilled on the couch.

A couple hours later, I decide to clear off the table. There's food on the table, plates, cups, ketchup bottle and...

"Uhm, why is there ketchup on these trucks?" Nevermind why are they on the table. They've been on the table on a daily basis as of late.

"Oh," Jason responds offhandedly. "I was just licking it off."

Right.